The Things They Carried: All aboard the Carnival Paradise

Last weekend’s Caribbean cruise with my brother and friends left me with some lessons in packing, a boatload (ha ha) of memories, and a few supremely entertaining photos.

For Future Me and anyone else planning and packing for a cruise, here’s a list of items you won’t remember to bring but might turn out to be critical (by some hedonistic criteria):

  • Water and drinks – Only lemonade and iced tea are provided. If you want anything to drink besides ship tap water without paying exorbitant fees, bring it with you.
  • Alcohol – Ditto. Carnival allows each person to bring one bottle of wine onto the ship; everything else is confiscated UNLESS you’re sneaky. Contact Robin Tan for tips on how to be sneaky.
  • Cash – Always good to have. Especially if you like to gamble. (Please gamble responsibly.)
  • Point-and-shoot camera – Cell phones don’t work on a ship for ordinary people on ordinary budgets, so there’s no reason to carry one around. Bring a dedicated camera for higher-quality memories.
  • Walkie-talkies – How else are you going to coordinate that 19th group outing to the 24-hour pizza buffet on Lido deck?
  • Games – There’s always time for games. Too much time.
  • Speakers – Just in case you want to listen to something besides that old dude singing karaoke.
  • Gym clothes – You’ll need to work out hard to power through that fourth appetizer at dinner.
On to the photos: The best of the bunch are simply too awesome for public consumption and will be left to the imagination out of respect for the subjects’ careers and dignity, but here are a few solid runners-up.
This guy is cooler than you.

This guy is cooler than you.

This guy just thinks he is.

This guy just thinks he is.

Sometimes you lose money at the casino. Sometimes Carlina wins $1000 in cold, hard cash.

Sometimes you lose money at the casino. Sometimes Carlina wins $1000 in cold, hard cash.

Beka and Robin only won $200. Weak.

Beka and Robin only won $200. Weak.

Offloading ourselves in Cozumel.

Offloading ourselves in Cozumel.

Candid shot.

Candid shot.

Looking for a sunken ship during the Amazing Race in Cozumel.

Looking for a sunken ship during the Amazing Race in Cozumel.

We win!

We win!

Gold medals!

Gold medals!

At the beach.

At the beach.

The first in a series of pool escapades.

The first in a series of pool escapades.

Human totem pole, AKA Double Chicken.

Human totem pole, AKA Double Chicken.

Human pyramid. Why are the girls always on top?

Human pyramid. Why are the girls always on top?

Again.

Again.

Last hurrah in Cozumel.

Last hurrah in Cozumel.

Edible happiness at breakfast.

Edible happiness at breakfast.

Birthdays happen at sea too. Happy 24th and 25th, Carlina and Justin!

Birthdays happen at sea too. Happy 24th and 25th, Carlina and Justin!

The boys.

The boys.

The Duke girls.

The Duke girls.

On a post-cruise diet in Tampa.

On a post-cruise diet in Tampa. Thanks John and Robin!

Team pic: Carlina, me, Robin, Neal, Justin, Dave, Beka, Nancy. Thanks for a ridiculously awesome weekend!

Team pic: Carlina, me, Robin, Neal, Justin, Dave, Beka, and Nancy. Thanks for a ridiculously awesome weekend!

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One thought on “The Things They Carried: All aboard the Carnival Paradise

  1. Not Robin says:

    That Robin Tan, she is smart.

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